Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad.

Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.

Why, when you have a mental disease, is it always considered an act of imagination? Why is it that every organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy except the brain?

I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates.

People who say ... they're perfectly fine [are] more insane than the rest of us.

For me mindfulness is like building a house, so the next time the tsunami that is depression comes I'll have a structure in place to resist it.

How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except the brain?

College athletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.

By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.

Only if you're kind to yourself, can you be kind to others.

Thoughts aren't fact, so don't take them seriously

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world.

The extra opinions and the extra praise is just a bonus, it's not the main thing. The main thing is how I feel about myself. And I feel really good about myself.

The man who is in the highest state of prosperity, and who thinks his fortune is most secure, knows not if it will remain unchanged till the evening.

Labor and trouble one can always get through alone, but it takes two to be glad.

People who have diabetes are dear to my heart, and I want to help them.

America is an insane asylum run by the inmates.

A man's enemies are those he should endeavor first to make his friends.

I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.

Every time I step on the field, I'm going to give my whole heart regardless of the score.

There is no doubt in my mind, that I have found out how to begin (at 40) to say something in my own voice.