Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

[A dog is] a bundle of pure love, gift-wrapped in fur.

Molding the Minds of the Future

It's just better to promote love and fairness and equality than it is to promote something you think is based on your religious beliefs.

Don't denounce our pain as savage. What's savage is the cruel inhumanity and brutality of the police. Condemn that.

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question 'Is there life after death?

Every director is different, but the insights from new people on set give you a different opinion and perspective, which is always embraced, in some way.

The Elizabethan age might be better named the beginning of the smoking era.

Competition is overrated. In practice it is quite destructive and should be avoided wherever possible. Much better than fighting for scraps in existing markets is to create and own new ones.

If America wants to make "made in America" a symbol of excellence and worth. They have to make everything of high quality, otherwise the best.

Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.