Pandas Quotes

Pandas Quote of the day

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.

Men look like pandas when they try and put make-up on.

We use pandas and eagles and things. I'd love to see a wilderness society with an angry-looking wolverine as their logo.

Those Grizzlies are more like pandas.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented apples. ... I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil.

Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always high, and the results usually disappointing.

I'm not one of those actors who romanticizes his trials working out and brags that he can bench press a panda now.

Every time I mention her, Magnus says, "Are you two getting along?" in raised, hopeful tones, like we're endangered pandas who need to make a baby.

Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?" "Yeah," Percy said. "He slaughtered my panda.

My main regret in life is that there is no MacArthur Fellowship awarded in the field of Panda Satire.