Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.

I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.

I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.

I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me.

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

Anybody can Earn and Die, leaving a will and legacy. Only the courageous ones can give away all they have while they are Alive.

Love anyone and everyone, don't fear for rejection. Love is an inner perception, there is only love, no place for rejection.

And sometimes - to get what you want - you must be prepared to accept the apparently unacceptable.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Nobody gets beyond a petroleum economy. Not while there's petroleum there.

Darkness, air, water, and sky will come together... and shake the forest to its roots.

Mom never quit on me. My only regret is that she didn't live long enough to share some of the money and comforts my work in show business has brought me.

Our larger body is eternity. Eventually, we return to the source in its undifferentiated form, in its absolute form, which is both form and formlessness, but we exist in that sea all the time.

Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it.

He who has it in his power to commit sin, is less inclined to do so. The very idea of being able, weakens the desire.