Frank Caliendo Quotes

Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.

Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.

I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

I didn't apply to different schools. I wasn't really sure what I was going to do.

I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.

Hey, I work one full hour a day!

People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.

Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot... And he isn't putting it on vibrate.

You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me.

I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.