I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!

Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.

I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.

I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.

I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me.

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

The Devil hath powerTo assume a pleasing shape.

Wisdom is not in intelligence but in simplicity.

Angry at him for leaving without a word, angry at myself for being so easy to leave and for not being enough to make him want to stick around.

Marriage is a unique cultural relationship that has a long-standing tradition and societal meaning, which should not be redefined by the courts.

I just want to be in good things that I want to see, and I want to work with talented people who are smarter than myself.

Assassination is the extreme form of censorship; and it seems hard to justify an incitement to it on anti-censorial principles.

There's a love that never changes, no matter what you've done.

When you read the Koran, you give up. At least the Bible is very beautiful because Jews have an extraordinary literary talent.

The four words that will define this century: The Earth is full.

The main discomfort in being a middle-of-the-roader is that you get sideswiped by partisans going in both directions.