I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me.

Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.

I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.

I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

All the beautiful roads are infinite because beauty gives us the feeling of infinity!

A borrower who doesn't returns is a beggar.

Our prayers should be for blessings in general, for God knows best what is good for us.

A gritty grain of truth lay at the heart of most legends, she had told me, and the slow accretion of fiction hardened in layers around it.

Every seven years, I sit down and make a whole new plan.

I had a great time in my youth and I still feel youthful. I've no desire to look as though I'm in my 20s.

A bully is not reasonable - he is persuaded only by threats.

A lot of women - not all of them, a lot of them - feel insecure about men being men.

And strictly forbid that any quarrelling be at your meals.

When President-elect [Donald] Trump wants to take on these issue, when his goal is to increase the economic security of middle class families, then count me in.