Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.

I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.

I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.

I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me.

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

If one is fooled by magic, then isn't the magic as good as real?

On learning: if you really want alignment, go to a chiropractor.

Baby get ready, get set, please don't go.

There is a certain type of white Southerner who respects certain Negro individuals.

Men are made by nature unequal. It is vain, therefore, to treat them as if they were equal.

The spaces I want to be in are nurturing and soft and saturated with color. Our cities don't have enough of that, and as humans we need it.

Summer grasses — all that remains of great soldiers' imperial dreams.

Characters can be mysterious and you're not really sure which way they might turn at a given point.

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.