I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.

Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.

Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.

I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.

Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.

I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.

I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me.

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.

She smells like spring and flowers and rain, even though it’s winter. Sometimes, he thinks he loves her so much that his mind is unable to distinguish between love and obsession. Which is worse?

It is impossible to overlook the extent to which civilization is built up upon a renunciation of instinct....

It is not ignorance but knowledge which is the mother of wonder.

Sometimes indifference can be so erotic. I think the people who are most dismissive of you get the most of your attention.

I long to journey endlessly, always in search of something new. Always alert.

How many people in the United States do you think will be willing to go to war to free Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania?

Every error is truth abused.

You can't lie down in the ashes of another person's life.

Im not letting my best freind die. been there done that. i got that freakin tshirt

Be out of sync with your times for just one day, and you will see how much eternity you contain within you.