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Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.


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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.



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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?



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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.



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Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.



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All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another



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Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.



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In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.



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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.



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I've always had a problem with people who couldn't tell the truth or admit a mistake and say they're wrong.



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If your child marches to a different beat, a different drummer, you might just have to go along with that music. Help them achieve what’s important to them.



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Study your subject through half-closed eyes before starting to draw - you'll find that the lights and darks are exaggerated and easier to identify.




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