Just because you take gluten out of something doesn't make it a health food.

Your body is incredible at 'detoxing'. It's called pooping & sweating. Best 'detox diet' = regular exercise, eating more veggies, fruit, healthy fats, lean meat, some grains and drinking more water.

One of the reasons intermittent fasting can work is that it reconnects you with what hunger feels like.

One of the good things about the Paleo diet is that it automatically cleans a lot of crap out of your diet.

About 70 percent of pregnant women are deficient in Vitamin D.

The more you cook, the better you'll look.

I see a lot of people use the Paleo diet as an excuse to eat bacon for every meal. That's a bit much.

What is that thing? It looks like a model of the human digestive tract made from broken beer bottles and sadness.

I'm working when I'm fighting with my wife. I constantly ask myself-how can I use this stuff to literary advantage.

If you give a bad player time, he can play. If you give a good player time, he can kill you.

Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.

I got halfway through 'The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.' I don't get it at all. What's the big thrill? It's boring.

You have to really kiss up to EVERYONE! Kiss up to anyone you think can help you. That's really the best advice I can give. You obviously have to have an act - but, maybe you don't.

I am lonely, sometimes, but I dare say it's good for me.

Rashness attends youth, as prudence does old age.

I've never used chat-up lines; I don't have the gift of the gab.

Basic Economics 101. It's the most complicated simple subject there is.