I'm working when I'm fighting with my wife. I constantly ask myself-how can I use this stuff to literary advantage.

The best things in life aren't things.

People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.

The things that matter most are not things.

This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

To make light of philosophy is to be a true philosopher.

Every man believes to some extent that the world began when he was born and, at the moment of leaving it, suffers at having to let the Universe remain unfinished.

You have to be alive in order to live.

Memory is like a curse. We fall into eternity, and memory is a weight that keeps pulling us to where we can never go back to.

I am not meant to be alone and without you who understands.

The essence of what I desire is simply this: to sleep away life.

The boarders have changed. My vocals explore different elements and you know it was really important for me to transfer the atmosphere of the songs with my voice.

It's important to think big, but you've got to work small.

I basically was a precocious little kid.

I'm not leaving until you say yes.