Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom.

I think there's always room for humor, especially when you're talking about really serious issues.

After 'Freaky Friday, ' another teen movie was not on my playlist.

I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.

If marathoners finish they win.

Bless my soul,” whispered the old bartender, “Harry Potter . . . what an honor.

I thought children were pure and innocent, and that was inherently better.

A coward can be a hero, but a hero cannot be a coward.

Prior to the reign of the godly King Josiah, the law of God had been lost in the temple for many years. Has the same thing occurred among us? Has the evangel been lost among evangelicals?

Man is not made for the State but the State for man and it derives its just powers only from the consent of the governed.