Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks he isn't is clueless.

Sitting eating sushi in the city, incredibly chilled out reading Nietzsche.

Just heard Paul Scholes has retired, best I’ve ever played against by a mile. Most technically gifted player in english history. Legend.

He couldn't put on a coaching session to save his life. I've spoken to people about him and he can barely lay out cones.

I will gladly go to jail in the name of free speech. I have no problem with what I said. Make me a martyr.

How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me it.

My reputation will always precede me to the day I die. For some people, that probably can't be quickly enough.

England did nothing in that World Cup, so why were they bringing books out? 'We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like s**t. Here's my book.'

Messi is the best that's played the game. Streets ahead of Maradona.

Messi. 86 goals in calendar year and still 3 games to play! Best to ever play the game in my opinion just edges Maradona.

Twilight whippoorwill...Whistle on, sweet deepenerOf dark loneliness

Being able to endure is sometimes the key to survival.

I'm 33 now and I seem to have hit a fitness plane. Shifting the wobbly bits isn't as easy as it used to be.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

Food can heal and renew. Food can be your anti-aging medicine.

I live in a constant state of hyperbole.

I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.

The good parts are the people who don't make do. They're the interesting people. Lear doesn't make do.

A few years ago no hotel or restaurant in Boston refused Negro guests; now several hotels, restaurants, and especially confectionary stores, will not serve Negroes, even the best of them.

God is more interested in your character than your comfort. God is more interested in making your life holy than He is in making your life happy.