Messi is the best that's played the game. Streets ahead of Maradona.

Sitting eating sushi in the city, incredibly chilled out reading Nietzsche.

Just heard Paul Scholes has retired, best I’ve ever played against by a mile. Most technically gifted player in english history. Legend.

He couldn't put on a coaching session to save his life. I've spoken to people about him and he can barely lay out cones.

Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks he isn't is clueless.

I will gladly go to jail in the name of free speech. I have no problem with what I said. Make me a martyr.

How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me it.

My reputation will always precede me to the day I die. For some people, that probably can't be quickly enough.

England did nothing in that World Cup, so why were they bringing books out? 'We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like s**t. Here's my book.'

Messi. 86 goals in calendar year and still 3 games to play! Best to ever play the game in my opinion just edges Maradona.

The pieces all fit together. Yet everything was falling apart.

After making several tragic movies in a row, I was looking to do a comedy, and one without cynicism.

The UK crowds always have a lot of energy, and I've done some milestone shows there that I'm very proud of.

[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?

Seek happiness and you may or may not find it; seek grievances and you are guaranteed success.

Identity in the form of continuity of personality is an extremely important characteristic of the individual.

The mid-day meal is a well-intentioned scheme and has to be implemented effectively.

I have a hard time picturing several aspects of the modern world without Luther.

Never seen Jason fly before," Percy grumbled. "He looks like a blond Superman

I have had a great time as president.