How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me it.

Sitting eating sushi in the city, incredibly chilled out reading Nietzsche.

Just heard Paul Scholes has retired, best I’ve ever played against by a mile. Most technically gifted player in english history. Legend.

He couldn't put on a coaching session to save his life. I've spoken to people about him and he can barely lay out cones.

Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks he isn't is clueless.

I will gladly go to jail in the name of free speech. I have no problem with what I said. Make me a martyr.

My reputation will always precede me to the day I die. For some people, that probably can't be quickly enough.

England did nothing in that World Cup, so why were they bringing books out? 'We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like s**t. Here's my book.'

Messi is the best that's played the game. Streets ahead of Maradona.

Messi. 86 goals in calendar year and still 3 games to play! Best to ever play the game in my opinion just edges Maradona.

Enjoy this moment, this moment is your precious life.

Men can go to hell! I’ll meet them there.

Never give way to melancholy resist it steadily for the habit will encroach.

I have found that great ideas come when you have a great desire to have them.

. . . behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.

The main characteristics of effective leadership are intelligence, integrity or loyalty, mystique, humor, discipline, courage, self sufficieny and confidence.

I don't really talk to people.

What I'm doing is keeping the spirit of Rock'N Roll alive. Rock 'n roll is supposed to be fast and loud and its supposed to piss off the older generation.

I've never had to deal with ageism - so far - in my career; I have been able to navigate my career and getting older and the roles and opportunities that have come to me.

I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it.