Sitting eating sushi in the city, incredibly chilled out reading Nietzsche.

Just heard Paul Scholes has retired, best I’ve ever played against by a mile. Most technically gifted player in english history. Legend.

He couldn't put on a coaching session to save his life. I've spoken to people about him and he can barely lay out cones.

Javier Pastore wouldn't get a beach ball off me if we were locked in a phone box. He's turd. Anyone who thinks he isn't is clueless.

I will gladly go to jail in the name of free speech. I have no problem with what I said. Make me a martyr.

How I wish the mass media had christened me Joe instead of Joey. I hate Joey, not going to lie. Nobody I respect calls me it.

My reputation will always precede me to the day I die. For some people, that probably can't be quickly enough.

England did nothing in that World Cup, so why were they bringing books out? 'We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like s**t. Here's my book.'

Messi is the best that's played the game. Streets ahead of Maradona.

Messi. 86 goals in calendar year and still 3 games to play! Best to ever play the game in my opinion just edges Maradona.

The one who is doing his work and getting satisfaction from it is not the one the poverty is hard on.

That's when I heard the sounds of a certified genius spinning around in circles like a dog chasing its tail.

I was into comics because these were my real male role models, even though at the time, I didn't know it.

Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining.

If you just keep your head down and just try and do your thing, sometimes magic happens.

From quite an early age I realised the effect that good food can have on others.

The only person to ever look good in the back of a 4-seater convertible was Adolf Hitler

My mother's life had been destroyed by the Garland legend.

In conceptual art the idea or concept is the most important aspect of the work

Telling the truth after proper investigation is the height of courage.