It would not be possible for Noah to do in our day what he was permitted to do in his own ... The inspector would come and examine the Ark, and make all sorts of objections.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

If I designed a computer with 200 chips, I tried to design it with 150. And then I would try to design it with 100. I just tried to find every trick I could in life to design things real tiny.

Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.

If marriages are said to be made in heaven then why search for grooms in hell.

I lived out my little rock'n'roll fantasy, I just wish I hadn't gotten into so much trouble for it.

Successful people believe in the validity of their own dreams and goals, even if dreams are all they have to go on.

I was hungry and went out for a bite, ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinking all night.

Those who have no hope for a future life are already dead for the present one.

I've found when all I'm eating is really fresh, healthy foods, I stop craving pizza and burgers.

A true life lived amongst the people is in itself an object-lesson that must produce its own effect upon immediate surroundings.

Sometimes it's just rejecting stereotypes, sometimes it's creating work. Sometimes it's just blocking out the noise.