Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.

Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.

Life is like an analogy.

Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to.

No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker.

A gift can never be cheap or insignificant because of the heart and love it carries.

TheSc ots are the backbone of Canada. They are all right in their three vital parts - head heart and haggis.

The more natural or eco-based products you can introduce into your beauty regimen, the more beneficial it is for your skin. It's similar to introducing organic food into your daily diet.

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

Braininess is not attractive unless combined with some signs of elegance; class.

The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.

Every time I go out and do something, Hans panics and starts trying to beat me. He's like a dog humping your leg.

Faith gives me the ability to rise above anything, because what is true in the spiritual realm is forever true. It cannot be denied.

We're focused on doing the things that make the economy perform well, and as you do that, reduce deficits, for one, very important; secondly, keep growth rates high, very important.

Well usually if I'm having a sh***y day, I don't post anything. I don't go out just to tell everyone I'm having a great day, even if I'm not.