It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Anything that comes your way by force was not meant for you. Everything that locates you on it's own was yours and will be yours forever.

Some stories aren’t black and white…

Remember this: we all swim in the river of hope and risk, unless someone breaks the dam, and chaos reigns.”Excerpt From: Joison, Peter. “Ellring.” iBooks. This material may be protected by copyright.

I hate phone calls so I believe in a telephone armistice. To me, the idea of calling someone unprompted is basically saying, 'Hey, stop whatever you're doing and talk to me right now.

Forgiveness is attention without judgment. It heals the one who forgives and the one who is forgiven.

Man and boy, I have lived ever since I can remember.

In L.A., it's easy to get caught up in what you look like or how much money you have, and those aren't values I want my kids to adopt.

The happier I am, the better my skin is. Any woman knows when they are over exerting themselves, whether it is emotionally or physically, you can see it on your face.

I don't understand why so many people who are sophisticated in science go on believing in God. I wish I did.

I just worry because I know I say a lot, often. It doesn't bother me, it's more about the people that get affected around me.