It is so hard to believe because it is so hard to obey.

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.

People settle for a level of despair they can tolerate and call it happiness.

The most common form of despair is not being who you are.

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

God creates out of nothing. Wonderful you say. Yes, to be sure, but he does what is still more wonderful: he makes saints out of sinners.

Once you are born in this world you’re old enough to die.

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.

to have faith is precisely to lose one's mind so as to win God.

The tyrant dies and his rule is over, the martyr dies and his rule begins.

You fit into melike a hook into an eyea fish hookan open eye

I really get a little bit confused by all this "angry angry angry" talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.

As a kid, I would've loved to get a tweet from David Bowie or Joan Rivers or Tom Cruise. It's great that you can communicate with people and it's instant.

To dance is to live!

It's a grave mistake in publishing, whether you're talking about Internet or print publication, to try to play to a limited repertoire of established reader interests.

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.

It's just coincidental that the acting took off first over everything else.

When the police came, they found my brother asleep on the roof. Nobody knows how he got there.

The prejudice surrounding AIDS exacts a social death which precedes the actual physical one.