It is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Change your perception about things and the things you perceive changes.

Our only reality is our perception of reality.

Breathing is medicine. I forgot how to breathe, but I’m learning all over again.

Smoke the pipe of peace, bury the tomahawk, and become one nation.

I saw more truth and sensitivity in art than I did in many of the people in this world.

When you see someone draining you, your being naturally cuts it off. Yet many times you can be manipulated not to see.

Art, well good art at least, takes you to a place you go during the experience of it, and then after you experience it you are different.

I have lived on the lip of insanity, wanting to know reasons, knocking on a door. It opens. I've been knocking from the inside.

I like my ladies lady-ish, feminine so to speak. I love jeans and hoodies, but the idea of being an ultimate tomboy does slightly confuse me.

If the present tries to sit in judgment of the past, it will lose the future.