It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

It is the absence of facts that frightens people: the gap you open, into which they pour their fears, fantasies, desires.

Wasting and losing time is equivalent to wasting and losing your life

Why is hard to believe than to doubt?

When God wants to do an impossible task, he takes an impossible man, and he crushes him.

One act of beneficence, one act of real usefulness, is worth all the abstract sentiment in the world.

The standard definition of AI is that which we don't understand.

Our loving Heavenly Father wants us to become more like him. God understands that we get there not in an instant, but by taking one step at a time.

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

Every woman should recruit a female friend to take up golf so there will be more women available to play.

["2012"] it was really more about the subject matter, and to do a modern retelling of Noah's Ark, a flood story.