Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.

Ish #177 "You never know what you don't know, until you finally know it.

Ish #28 "Give you child a name with meaning.

Ish #303 "It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.

Ish #211 "Your child is your parental obligation, not friend.

Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.

Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?

Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.

Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!

I travel to be replenished with beauty, for travel makes the beauty of this world seem like a Christmas that never ends.

We incessantly vacillate between what’s behind us and what’s before us depending on the current barometer of our courage and the ambivalent nature of our vision.

I suggest you leave now, or you’ll be tied down and gagged until the end of this meeting.”“Tie us down?”“And gag you, ” Joseph cheerfully reminded them.

Success for the striver washes away the effort of striving.

I have always tried to do my job in a way that I have people give me different points of view.

When you raise an animal, you live it like your own child.

I wish I'd legitimately talked about some painful moments in my life where I felt insufficient as a kid.

My principal sin is doubt. I doubt everything, and am in doubt most of the time.

All must yield to the weight of years; conquest is not difficult for time.

Unless your answers are clearly better, copy the answers of your betters.