Humerous Quotes

Humerous Quote of the day

Two wrongs never add up to a right. But it's okay, I always sucked at maths.

Thanks. Seriously, you must have better things to do with your life than waste it on the hopeless?''I've already learned Parseltongue. What else is there?''Elvish.

You aren’t allowed back until you’ve learned to willingly suspend disbelief.

The King had advertised the old magic tea set, but for some reason, no one wanted sugar teeth that could gouge their eyes out.

We all look back at some time or other and wonder why we didn't listen to our instincts. Why did we hestiate? Why did we lose our dreams?

Alan Grant: "There are... far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the presses every minute. It's a horrible thought." The Midget (his nurse): "You sound constipated.

Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet.

Everybody's always doing the same old things--- you know, doing unto others before they can do unto you.