Is there a medical rule that requires doctors-office personnel to treat you as though you have the IQ of a Cheeto?

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Either loyalty and love are same things, or loyalty is certainly a better kind of love than love.

Nobody loves you better because you have used yourself up for them.

I took the unprecedented step of asking that the State Department make all my work-related emails public for everyone to see.

A great philosopher has stated that the worst evil of poverty is, that it makes folks ridiculous; by which, I hope, he only means that, as in the above case, it places them in incongruous positions.

I love to collect modern art.

Refusing further service as a Roman soldier: I am a soldier of Christ: combat is not permitted to me.

Someone once said, 'Adversity introduces a man to himself.' For some reason, that's scary, but most people discover that adversity does make them stronger.

The reason the stone was rolled away on Jesus's tomb was not so that Jesus could get out, but so that we could get in.

It's probably the most personal project [The Fourth Phase] I've done, which changed the dynamic a little bit.

The mind of man is a thousand times more beautiful than the earth on which he dwells.