Insurrection. An unsuccessful revolution; disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

We are tired of having our integrity impugned. We are tired of having our sincerity questioned. We are tired of having our intelligence insulted.

I never will have peace of mind. I'm not constructed that way. Some things in life can be horrible.

My mom always has this amazing ability to always see the best in a situation.

I am hopeful that others who have suffered sexual harassment will not become discouraged by my experience, but instead will find the strength to speak out about this serious problem.

I guess when I'm frightened or in pain or maybe very bored I've tried to hold myself together by imposing a narrative order on the experience as it happens.

When it comes to the point, really bad men are just as rare as really good ones.

Nothing really known can continue to be acutely fascinating.

In the end, it only comes down to one thing: choosing the one you can’t live without.

Country's hip; it's cool music.

The Indians the needed some food, and some skins for a roof. They only took what they needed, baby, millions of buffalo were the proof.