In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!

First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

I want to live fast and die young.

I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

I do not want to eat or drink, or i will lose the taste of you in my mouth

It's just...how do I put this? Maybe it's just hard for me to imagine turning down something that's so much harder for someone like me to find.

Yes! Yes! There's the attitude. Where was that girl during the race? Off getting sushi?

I think it just takes time in order to come to a place where your comfortable being who God made you to be.

When people say to me less is more I reply, 'More is more'.

Along the road you travel, may the miles be a thousand times more lovely than lonely.

Acting is a matter of giving away secrets.

Just being alive It can really hurt These moments given Are a gift from time.

I was probably finding my feet more than anybody. I really have to say I was more obsessed with myself faltering than anybody else.

In my own case, the most inflammatory statements I have ever made are ones that I have written and remain willing to defend.