Underpants Quotes

Underpants Quote of the day

Life without sports is like life without underpants

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.

Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust.

Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.

And all those exclamation marks, you notice? Five? A sure sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head.

I am a huge fan of big cotton underpants; they're comfortable. I wear them every day.

Randalf the Wise indeed!I've worn wiser pairs of underpants!

It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

Until Eve gave him the apple, Adam didn't even know he wasn't wearing underpants.

It is funny the things that run through your mind when you're sitting in your underpants in front of a pair of strangers.

Thank God she wasn’t still hanging out in her underpants.

Some men send me condoms and underpants. I'm not sure what they want.

It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held up in the right place.

We have $70 and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens.

Yes I remember my sixteenth." Vitellius said "Wonderful omen! Happily chicken in my underpants." "Excuse me.

This is getting ugly.” – Abigail “Like my great-aunt’s underpants.” – Sundown

It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific.

Bursar?""Yes, Archchancellor?""You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?""Me? No, Archchancellor.""Then it'd be a damn good idea to take your underpants off your head.