I want to live fast and die young.

In the land of the skunk the man with half a nose is king!

First off, I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants!

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.

Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I'm a human being like everyone else. I'm not exempt.

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

What is your secret? What could you possibly know, more than 80 years after you death, that someone doesn't want us to find out?

Water IS the most important element on the face of the earth, because without water, there would be no WINE and without WINE I would be living in a PADDED CELL!

There is no such thing as Intelligence; one has intelligence of this or that. One must have intelligence only for what one is doing.

Every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus is the Christ

Mobs and dictators were made for each other, and when mobs appear, dictators will soon flourish.

The insanity rate per capita in South Africa is appalling. ...it is easily seen that a primary requisite in any programme of the rehabilitation of the Bantu in South Africa would be mental health.

I'm fine, and my hips are fine. My false knee is fine. My false hips are fine. Everything's cooking.

So come to the pond, or the river of your imagination, or the harbor of your longing, and put your lips to the world. And live your life.

It is not right to associate the fight against international terrorist networks with an imaginary crusade against Islam.

The important thing is to feel your music, really feel it and believe it.