In all crises of human affairs there are two broad courses open to a man. He can stay where he is or he can go elsewhere.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

The way to get people to love you is to show them that you love them.

I think if people value democracy, they had damn well better get out and exercise their right to vote while their vote still means something.

Advice to young writers? Always the same advice: learn to trust our own judgment.

It's just something we're talking about and thinking about all the time, reflecting on our privilege - the privilege of what it means even be able to travel.

She had a lot of hugs to give, but not enough people to give them to.

I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers.

In the God of all creation, we put our faith and trust. And give our lives to you, cause you gave your life for us.

Through salvation our past has been forgiven, our present is given meaning, and out future is secured.

The past is dead. Tomorrow will become whatever decision you make it. ~ Acheron.

When did you get all insightful?" he asked. "I have no idea," Josh admitted. "I don't like it." "Me, either. Makes me feel like a girl. Don't tell anyone." (Ethan and Josh)