If you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Wc What this country needs is more unemployed politicians.

The harvest truly is plenteous but the labourers are few.

It's not about the church meeting your needs; it's about joining the mission of God's people to meet the world's needs.

Saying sorry doesn't solve the problem. It's what you do after that truly counts

When you're feeling terrific, notify your face.

Nor has he spent his life badly who has passed it in privacy.

As early as when I was five or six I wanted to perform.

Raymond Chandler I love a lot, and the Austrian writer Thomas Bernhard. I really love his voice.

From the height from which the great look down on the world all the rest of mankind seem equal.