If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

Sometimes life was like smoking in silence, without thinking where and when you are !

Sometimes people who are never alone are the loneliest, don't you think so?

We, while noting many things amiss about Victorian society, more often sense them judging us.

It is sad that unless you are born a god, your life,from its very beginning, is a mystery to you.

I think America needs us. 'Duck Dynasty' has given some hope to bringing the family back. I want to set that example.

The way of peace is the way of truth. Truthfulness is even more important than peacefulness.

The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance.

I envision a world filled with women traveling alone and meeting each other on the path.

The sun is simple. A sword is simple. A storm is simple. Behind everything simple is a huge tail of complicated.