Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust

I say to myself: "Who are you to measure infinite power?

If a person loves you but doesn't respect you then it can not be a real love. It is not possible to love them without respecting them.

At the Day of Judgement we shall not be asked what we have read but what we have done.

Use plants to bring life.

It is easy to be humble when a greater is preferred; but when an inferior is lifted high above our heads, how can we bear it?

To will what God doth will, that is the only science That gives us any rest.

For a day, just for one day, talk about that which disturbs no one and bring some peace into those beautiful eyes.

Bang! Bang! Bang! Sorry Mr. Yipes, sir, she won't budge!' Put your back into it, man, give it all you've got!' Bang! Bang! Bang!

Kindness is the only charm permitted to the aged; it is the coquetry of white hairs.

Every girl wanna hold my chain when I f#%k their brains out on the Mustang