At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust

The more you create great music, the more it makes eager to create more and more

Prayer is a salve for every sore, even the sorest, a remedy for every malady, even the most grievous.

A band is like a marriage - you don't know why it works, but when it does, everything feels right.

Troublesome things tend to remain troublesome no matter how many times you do them.

[The evidence from cosmology] determines that the cause of the universe is functionally equivalent to the God of the Bible, a Being beyond the matter, energy, space, and time of the cosmos.

What if someone comes?" I half-heartedly protest. "No one's coming here but you.

[I]t seems to me as clear as daylight that abortion would be a crime.

The snowdrop and primrose our woodlands adorn, and violets bathe in the wet o' the morn.

In the human race today, you came last.

Sometimes you make very interesting movies that aren't meant for everybody. But this is a capitalist society, so everything conspires to put value on whether it sells or not.