If they don’t keep exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

6 Ways To Give Your Mind A Break:1. Stop stressing2. Stop worrying3. Give rest to the problems weighing you down4. Lighten up5. Forgive yourself6. Forgive others

Don't overdo it, don't underdo it. Do it just on the line.

So then you have to say to yourself: Do I want to be rich, or do I want to do good work?

A poet soaring in the high reason of his fancies, with his garland and singing robes about him.

She had reason to doubt him; he was real good at planning but real bad at doing.

Truth must be the foundation stone, the cement to solidify the entire social edifice.

The truth always turns out to be simpler than you thought.

I ALWAYS put ketchup on my mac and cheese. Always.

Its the most breathtakingly ironic things about living: the fact that we are all-identical twins included-alone. Singular. And yet what we seek-what saves us-is our connection to others.

Should I be worried about being a slave and being returned to slavery? Because certain things happened in the Constitution that had to change.