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Ketchup Quotes: "No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do?"

No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do?



Ketchup Quotes: "I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face."

I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face.




Ketchup Quotes: "Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup."

Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup.



Ketchup Quotes: "If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!"

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!




Ketchup Quotes: "Far, far below, red liquid bubbled. Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? None of the posibilities were good."

Far, far below, red liquid bubbled. Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? None of the posibilities were good.



Ketchup Quotes: "You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table."

You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.



Ketchup Quotes: "Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste."

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.




Ketchup Quotes: "Ketchup I'm hot, dog Frankfurters, you're Nathan But relish hatin'"

Ketchup I'm hot, dog Frankfurters, you're Nathan But relish hatin'



Ketchup Quotes: "You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup."

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.



Ketchup Quotes: "If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I’d buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then…pour ketchup on myself!"

If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I’d buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then…pour ketchup on myself!



Ketchup Quotes: "A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody."

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.



Ketchup Quotes: "Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger."

Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.




Ketchup Quotes: "I sleep so much better at night, knowing that America is protected from thin pickles and fast ketchup."

I sleep so much better at night, knowing that America is protected from thin pickles and fast ketchup.



Ketchup Quotes: "I am so 100 percent Swedish... Someone has said a Swede is like a bottle of ketchup - nothing and nothing and then all at once - splat. I think I'm a little like that."

I am so 100 percent Swedish... Someone has said a Swede is like a bottle of ketchup - nothing and nothing and then all at once - splat. I think I'm a little like that.



Ketchup Quotes: "My thoughts seem thick, ketchup stuck in a bottle. Like trying to feel someone's face while wearing goosedown mittens."

My thoughts seem thick, ketchup stuck in a bottle. Like trying to feel someone's face while wearing goosedown mittens.



Ketchup Quotes: "If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would've had tomato ketchup on his face."

If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would've had tomato ketchup on his face.



Ketchup Quotes: "I had a job at this French restaurant, and I hated it. I don't like serving; I don't like getting people ketchup."

I had a job at this French restaurant, and I hated it. I don't like serving; I don't like getting people ketchup.



Ketchup Quotes: "We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke."

We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke.



Ketchup Quotes: "I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat french fries cooked in beef dripping."

I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat french fries cooked in beef dripping.



Ketchup Quotes: "I ALWAYS put ketchup on my mac and cheese. Always."

I ALWAYS put ketchup on my mac and cheese. Always.



Ketchup Quotes: "There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is."

There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.



Ketchup Quotes: "I'm a tomato freak, but sometimes you have to get it in ketchup form for people to be able to open to tomatoes."

I'm a tomato freak, but sometimes you have to get it in ketchup form for people to be able to open to tomatoes.



Ketchup Quotes: "Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog."

Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.



Ketchup Quotes: "I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably."

I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.



Ketchup Quotes: "When I see a salt and pepper standing next to a bottle of ketchup, to me that's obviously a parent and two children, you know? Isn't it for everybody?"

When I see a salt and pepper standing next to a bottle of ketchup, to me that's obviously a parent and two children, you know? Isn't it for everybody?



Ketchup Quotes: "What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut."

What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut.



Ketchup Quotes: "What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy? "Well, we ain't rich folk, but on special occasions, I'll break out the ketchup. Grandma's birthday, make her feel special""

What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy? "Well, we ain't rich folk, but on special occasions, I'll break out the ketchup. Grandma's birthday, make her feel special"



Ketchup Quotes: "You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!"

You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!



Ketchup Quotes: "I go to conventions and universities and talk to young filmmakers and everybody's making a zombie movie! It's because it's easy to get the neighbors to come out, put some ketchup on them."

I go to conventions and universities and talk to young filmmakers and everybody's making a zombie movie! It's because it's easy to get the neighbors to come out, put some ketchup on them.