If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard- let him worry about cutting it.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

Communication is everyone's panacea for everything.

The sight of women talking together has always made men uneasy nowadays it means rank subversion.

Now I know why tigers eat their young.

Judges don't age. Time decorates them.

Of course we're all programmed genetically to some extent. But the "selfish gene" thesis doesn't explain everything.

It's impossible to recreate music from the past. Music always states the truth.

I think it took me a while to convince Nashville that what I do is genuine and my heart's in the right place, and I love country music.

I love a sexy video. I don't even mind raciness. I don't mind that at all.

Before we can study the central issues of life today, we must destroy the prejudices and fallacies born of previous centuries.

People cant help how they look.