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If something's neither here nor there, where the hell is it?


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After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.



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I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.



So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it."

So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it."



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The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.



She's a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right.

She's a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right.



It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.

It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.



I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.

I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.



My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.

My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.



My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.

My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.



My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.

My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.





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May the Lord destroy all the tyrants of the church. Amen.



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