If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

moral voices can also become sanctimonious bullies.

Stand up for yourself.Never give any one permission to abuse you.

Observe the eyes, for they are the windows to her soul.

If you've never tried drugs, DON'T. And if you have, pray.

It's not healthy for a society if the people hate their own government.

It's best to let her go," he says. No, no, that's wrong. It's never right to give up on someone.

You know those actors who have a sense for how they should be used? I don't think I have that.

At bottom God is nothing more than an exalted father.

People can try to make me into anything they want, but I think they're really throwing around language but saying the same thing.

You would be surprised how many people are in the market not to make money but for the thrill of it!