If a thing goes without saying -- let it.

All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.

The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.

Most of these love triangles are wrecktangles.

Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques - the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.

A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.

The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.

The bad things you can see with one eye closed. But keep both eyes wide open for the little things. Little things mark the great dividing line between success and failure.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.

my love is a winter’s mistgently dissolvingthrough the windowat the nape of your neck.

Count me amongst the enemies to demons. Except for one.

It is only by our hands that we can build this continent to the standard that we envy and admire in the advanced countries.

A poem might be defined as thinking about feelings - about human feelings and frailties.

I've got my doubts, there's no doubt about it

I like hard work and I don’t like pretending things are perfect.

And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives, four heart attacks. Both of my parents think alcohol is a food group.

I'm just a hoofer with a spare set of tails.

NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right.

In good writing, words become one with things.