If I lived alone, Mom'd never sleep because she wouldn't know I was okay.

I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I was never faithful to most of them.

Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, I'd zap me onto a farm. And I know nothing about farming.

I have a job to do, I have a wife and child to take care of. So I don't pay attention to things that I don't know anything about. I've got my own situation to deal with.

Life is too short no matter what party you are with.

I am not a spiritual guy, but all of a sudden I felt the need to really feel things.

There are two different kinds of actors. There are people who take it just so damn seriously. Then there are guys like me that just get up and love doing it.

I'm not a big government guy. I believe in private industries taking care of people. I think they do a better job.

Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.

I regret losing certain women, but it was always my fault.

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why.

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

It was a kiss meant to set her ablaze. And as always, it worked.

The only approval you need in life, is that of your positive inner-self.

I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

I really like nice forearms - nice strong hands and forearms. I love that because then they can wear a watch really well.

The recurrence of fundamentals is essential to perpetuity.

While women's suffrage has not brought about the political millennium which its fondest backers predicted, its effects on the whole have been decidely beneficial.

Sometimes it's hard for me to tell the difference between independent filmmaking and studio filmmaking because all the studios have these little independent satellites. It's interesting.

When it comes to letting the world in on the secrets of his heart, he has about as much shrinking reticence as a steam calliope.