Life is too short no matter what party you are with.

I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I was never faithful to most of them.

Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, I'd zap me onto a farm. And I know nothing about farming.

I have a job to do, I have a wife and child to take care of. So I don't pay attention to things that I don't know anything about. I've got my own situation to deal with.

I am not a spiritual guy, but all of a sudden I felt the need to really feel things.

There are two different kinds of actors. There are people who take it just so damn seriously. Then there are guys like me that just get up and love doing it.

I'm not a big government guy. I believe in private industries taking care of people. I think they do a better job.

Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.

I regret losing certain women, but it was always my fault.

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why.

Trump has to do what Reagan did. Trump's gotta go on the air and tell us what his tax plan is and put it in our faces and put them on the spot. That's what I think he should do.

Happiness is like a ripple. If you're the origin, you will get happiness back with same frequency.

Each one of us is a creator. And together, we are The Creator.

I must always have a clear image of the form of a work before I begin. Otherwise there is no impulse to create.

Obamacare is a disaster, folks.

Don't make the process harder than it is.

Joe Wambaugh's a friend. I know him only casually, but I like him a lot. I think he likes my books.

The primary conflict, I think, is between people whose interests are with already well-established economic activities, and those whose interests are with the emergence of new economic activities.

What’s old doesn’t need to be old-fashioned. It gets reborn.

You're 60 But honestly it doesn't show Mind you, you reached the age of consent About 50,000 consents ago!

I don't deny people their fantasy life, but I do think that we desperately need to start realizing just how complicated our reality is in America. Sitcoms just don't show us that.