I have a job to do, I have a wife and child to take care of. So I don't pay attention to things that I don't know anything about. I've got my own situation to deal with.

I never did drugs and I can't really drink because I have zero tolerance for alcohol, so my vice became women. I was never faithful to most of them.

Family, work, familiarity. Listen, if I had a magic wand and I could make myself really be happy, I'd zap me onto a farm. And I know nothing about farming.

Life is too short no matter what party you are with.

I am not a spiritual guy, but all of a sudden I felt the need to really feel things.

There are two different kinds of actors. There are people who take it just so damn seriously. Then there are guys like me that just get up and love doing it.

I'm not a big government guy. I believe in private industries taking care of people. I think they do a better job.

Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.

I regret losing certain women, but it was always my fault.

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why.

Trump has to do what Reagan did. Trump's gotta go on the air and tell us what his tax plan is and put it in our faces and put them on the spot. That's what I think he should do.

Sometimes you deal with the devil not because you want to, but because if you don't, someone else will.

The best way to avoid becoming a scapegoat is to find one.

To live peaceably with all breedes good blood.

Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

I want to encourage you to place yourself totally into God's hands and allow Him to be the Manager of your life.

All you have shall some day be given. Therefore give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your inheritors.

Peace will not come out of a clash of arms but out of justice lived and done by unarmed nations in the face of odds.

My best takes are my first two takes.

In my mind, I'm hilarious, so I would love to do some comedy. But, I'm not exactly sure my perspective is a healthy one.

Did Charity prevail, the press would prove A vehicle of virtue, truth, and love.