I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.

You can change your mind, don't let your mind change you

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.

If honor and wisdom and happiness are not for me, let them be for others. Let heaven exist, though my place be in hell.

Roses are red, Violettes are bllue, Valentines day is consumerous crap, now don't you have ironing to do"Unlikely thing to read in a valentines day card

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

Everybody was calling. I think everybody called every player in the league. Thats history right there.

Do you ever wait for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always wait for the longest day of the year and then miss it!

Religion may have become a codification of morality, and it may fortify it, but it's not the origin of it.

I have condemned any organizer of war, regardless of his rank or nationality.

I want a magical horse that fits in my pocket," Wil said. "And a ring of red amber that gives me power over demons. And an endless supply of cake.