I would say I'm - in the show, I'm a cultural Catholic, which is what I was.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

Greatness is not measured by what you have, but by what you give.

You really expose yourself when you try and go to up the volume and up the size of your performance.

In the day we sweat it out on the streets on a runaway American dream.

To a person in love, the value of the individual is intuitively known. Love needs no logic for its mission.

For my part, I could easily do without the post-office. I think that there are very few important communications made through it.

It's a very common belief [among Mormons] that the Constitution will hang by a thread and the Church will save it.

Hillary Clinton has emphasized that she is afflicted with or possessed of the responsibility gene.

You all right, man?' This should be my name. I could be like a super hero: You All Right Man. Ah...' I stumble. Don't bug Craig,' Ronny is like. 'He's in the Craig zone. He's Craig-ing out.

To know well the nature of the people one must be a prince, and to know well the nature of princes one must be of the people.

I was reading Omar Khayyam, Kahlil Gibran, Rumi, L. Ron Hubbard, all sorts of philosophy. Bebop cats are like that. Curious. I wanted to know about everything.