I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity.

The only thing I like about rich people is their money.

I married beneath me. All women do.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

Women have got to make the world safe for men, since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

[After her election to the British Parliament and being welcomed to 'the most exclusive men's club in Europe':] It won't be exclusive long. When I came in, I left the door wide open!

The most practical thing in the world is common sense and common humanity.

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.

The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

I left the warehouse at 8.00am. I don't believe in 8.00am. It exists, though. 8.00am is incontrovertible evidence that evil dwells in the world.

Living means taking chances. Risks. Playing safe all the time is being dead inside, even if you happen to still be breathing.

Customers are human and humans can view situations in unexpected ways.

Nobody sees a flower - really - it is so small it takes time - we haven't time - and to see takes time like to have a friend takes time.

There is generosity in giving, but gentleness in receiving.

I have a timetable, but no routine.

You can't break the rules until you know how to play the game.

A lot of hard-faced men who look as if they had done very well out of the war.

How dare politicians continue to pass insane laws forcing good, law-abiding people to be defenseless and helpless.

Say, it's only a paper moon, / Sailing over a cardboard sea.