I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

It will be a beautiful day tomorrow, with the burgeoning greenery of the trees coming alive through the east window of your room – the greenery that will rim the endless sky and our endless love.

Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be.

I hope that people learn from my mistake and I hope that the fans forgive me.

My father just got out of the Betty Ford Clinic. He's in his 60s, and this was the first time he ever did anything like that.

The greatest gift that an actor can have is good scripts because then you're relieved of the responsibility of trying to elevate the material.

I think that the way we begin our day is really the way we live our day and the way we live our lives; and that not enough of us are really aware of it.

We are going to look at the results at the end of the semester to determine the future of the program. I am really eager to see what the scores look like on the end of the semester report cards.

Take off your watch: the divine is speaking to you.

Problems are good, as long as you solve them quickly.

But when we sit together, close,’ said Bernard, ‘we melt into each other with phrases. We are edged with mist. We make an unsubstantial territory.