I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

After sixty-one years together, she simply clutched my hand and exhaled.

O world, that's you!You are but a widened place in the riverWhere Life looks down and we rejoice for herMirrored in us, and so we dreamAnd turn away

Make a liberty without the instinctive duress.

While you are waiting for that special opportunity, be sure to prepare yourself well enough to seize it when it comes.

Creation never ceased on the sixth evening, it occurs to the young man. Creation unfolds around us, despite us and through us at the speed of days and nights. And we call it love.

The secret of the gospel is that we actually do more when we hear less about all we need to do for God and hear more about all that God has already done for us.

When ever I have a Problem, I just sing. Then I know my voice is a lot worse then my Problem.

I have learned... adversity can be one of the greatest gifts of all.

Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.

I'm not a beautiful woman. I'm nothing to look at, so the only thing I can do is dress better than anyone else.