I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

People in New York love having roof parties.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

Quiet birds rob the universe of beautiful symphonies.

Perspective was my secret weapon, and books gave me plenty of ammunition.

After six months of building muscle mass I can now confirm that muscle mass creates increased tolerance to biologically harmful radiation sources.

There is absolutely no way the best team in the NCAA could even dream of beating the worst team in the NBA? You're talking about men vs. boys.

What makes us human is what is delightful

Whenever any great song or album gets lost in the ether, someone is deprived of the joy of hearing it, and the great effort of those who created and recorded the work is damaged.

As far as Rap goes Tupac was my favorite, I used to sing some of his songs in my set before I ever met his dad.

Whatever you wear, you have to own it. Make it yours.

The best and most innovative products don't always win...(it's an) aesthetic flaw in how the universe worked

I was young and so eager to make some money as well as get exposed and show my talent.